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To turn on reply notifications, click here. The legend goes that the queen of the gods, Hera, was jealous of Aphrodite's superior beauty, so she cursed Aphrodite's son to be born hideous, and with a comically oversized schlong. And it wasn't because he was hurt. Every day, save for his own feast day, they cover his face "for fear that his sexuality may run rampant.

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Apparently it is very hard for the lords of all creation to get some legitimate action. Use My Facebook Avatar. It's probably his origin story. Kama-pua'a threatened to rape Pele if she continued to ignore him, so Kapo came to the rescue by ripping out her vagina and throwing it away like a Frisbee. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. Indra was mortified and went into hiding, and the other gods went looking for him.

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After literally cumming the universe into existence, Enki turned his sights to the arid lands of the Middle East, which just turned him on even more. One day , when all of the other men were out working the fields, Maximon did the only logical thing he could. The Mehinaku people of the Amazon have an interesting way with language. He had sex with literally all of their wives. Incidentally, that's also where the popular party game pin the tail on the donkey came from -- though it wasn't always a tail See all that and more in Bukkake Of The Gods. God said, "Let there be Camel Lights.

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Description: Catholicism has patron saints for just about everything, and if you travel to South America you can find some rather obscure ones. Ancient Greek art tended to portray heroes with cute little penises tucked neatly away. He dug two massive trenches using his raging boner as a shovel, and then jerked off into them , creating the Tigris and Euphrates rivers, which formed the cradle of civilization. Indra lusted after Ahalya, the wife of the sage Gautama, so he floated down to Earth and disguised himself as Gautama while the sage was away, then proceeded to initiate the no-pants dance with Ahalya. Laura H enjoys obscene musicals and pretending that she has a future. The Mehinaku people of the Amazon have an interesting way with language. The natives of Hawaii have a similar story about the goddess Kapo-kohe-lele, literally translated to "Kapo with the flying vagina. It's probably not hitting Broadway any time in the near future. Also, follow us on Facebook. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username.
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